I realize it doesn’t show on mobile tumblr so imma make a pinned post with my characters and shit so it’s easily accessible
So, uh, here:
Evoearth World Anvil Page(Heavy WIP)
The hoes are unimpressed with your sarcastic detachment, and are enchanted with my sincere wonder. Writhe like the worm you are.
we could go back to telegraphs instead of social media. send your mutuals unspeakable strings of morse code at 4:30am
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personally i prefer semaphore
so prefacing this with the fact that I know that the fun is sorta taken out of this by me translating, but not everyone will have the energy to look it up themselves, so I figured I'd help out.
Morse code: AEEEEE FELL DOWN AND TROKE MY PENIT TODAY YEOWCE OUCH YOUCH!!!! SENT FROM MY TELEGRAPH
Semaphore: NO NOT YOUR PENITS
god i love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home
"sex" literally isn't real. "ohhh i just had sex" you "had" sex? where did it go? did it grow legs and run away?? idiot
Honestly? I love this, this is great. This is my new favorite line to use when interacting with strangers online.
I will never not reblog this
Accurate.
This is the best post I’ve ever seen
accurate
Guys, OP here. Please stop deleting my captions. How are the rest supposed to know that the receptionist is Satan
Reblog for Satan
Looks like there’s a lot of fic and art waiting in fandom hell
Oh, so this is why I’m STILL HERE.
I’ve seen this comic for years but just discovered the last panel. GUYS WHY WOULD YOU NOT WANT THAT PANEL THERE
Why is everyone in the world except me unable to figure out the optimal way to load a dishwasher, this is such a burden. I don’t want to be a dishtator but I can’t allow a variety of opinions when it just makes SENSE for wine glasses to be over here where the tray is deeper. You put a small leg-less glass there you’re going to run into problems later can’t you see that?? no long-term vision. No sense of greater strategy, but you can’t live in the moment while loading dishes. You know when fairytale princesses don’t want to marry and give would-be suitors impossible trials, well that would be a good one. I shall plight my troth to the first person who can load an entire dishwasher without doing anything preposterous
haxxy